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Dear Yes on Prop 8 Supporters
Dear Yes on 8 supporters,
Hey there. I’m going to go out on a limb here that most of you are feeling pretty proud of yourselves right now, patting each other on the back for your near victory of 3%. It must feel good to win huh? God knows I would be proud too if I woke up to find that my vote had such an impact on thousands upon thousands of people. I must say, I’d be pretty elated over the defeat of the US’s strides for separation of church and state, the victory over the very things our fore fathers fought and died for –the things our country was founded on, Yes, I have to say, I’d be pretty enthralled with myself for the devastation of an enormous group of people, but I’m not.
I’m not because I voted no to legal discrimination; no to the idea that a religiously founded belief and opinion should have any say in the legal constitution which rules over other people who may not have the same beliefs. I voted no because I felt there was a greater need f
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Thoughts On Bella Swan
Yeah, well, I've been reading a bunch of Twilight-based rants lately and thought I'd hop on the bandwagon while it's still fresh. **FAIL** For all you Bella-haters out there, please enjoy. For all of you who actually like Bella and are about to argue with me, YOU CAN SLAP YOURSELF SILLY WITH A FISH FOR ALL I CARE. C:
Where to begin? Bella is, without a doubt, an absolute train wreck of a character. It's actually difficult to decide which of her alarmingly numerous flaws (despite her being a fault-less character) require attention first. Nevertheless, let's get started.
Bella Swan is the queen of Mary Sues, if not the goddess of Mary Sues, hands-down. If you don't know what a Mary Sue is, you don't even need to look it up on Wikipedia; as long as you know about Bella, you need no further explanation.
The story immediately starts off with her insisting (it's written in first-person, which is absolutely terrifying, as it means we must constantly be inside Bella's cesspool of a brain) that
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Damn right.
damn straight
Straight and true.
through and through
Like a whale hit with a sledge hammer.

Current Residence: Orange County, California
Favourite genre of music: classical, soul, rockkk
Favourite photographer: Kurt Weston
Favourite style of art: Surrealism, Baroque, Realism
Favourite cartoon character: Pinocchio! No Face! Mr. Toad!
Personal Quote: A watery tart distributing swords is no way to establish a system of government.
C'mon guys.

Let's kick this pig.

  • Listening to: The mamas and the papas



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LieutenantPrank Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
do you exist? 
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IamAwesomeStudios Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you have a tumblr?
Swordmaster200 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
Clubtail Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011
Happy Birthday.
InnsmouthFishwife Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Do you still exist...? Hm.
mdmleotaswallghost Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011
are you aliivvveeee?
InnsmouthFishwife Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Holidays! :skullbones: Watch out for the Krampus.

chico1121 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
XD I love your Webcam!
InnsmouthFishwife Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Yay you still exist! :phew:
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